1. Art – draw a Pokémon.

2. Maths – count the number of Pokémon.

3. PE – run around like a Pokémon.

4. History – create a timeline of a Pokémon’s life.

5. Drama – act out being a rubbish teacher who uses Pokémon in the classroom because they think it’s an engaging hook for all manner of cross-curricular, domain-lite, culturally-relevant fun and giggles. Call yourself Mr Creepachu and gradually evolve into a consultant who’ll sell said giggles to schools through a website covered in white apples with little bites in. Rename yourself a “Thought Catalyst”, tweet photos of yourself speaking at conferences, create your own hashtag (#pokefun) and stop wearing a tie. Then get over yourself.

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